Hell, I never thought I’d write an article like this. I dislike running. I’ve run one half-marathon in my life, and I didn’t enjoy a stride of it. Since then, friends have tried to talk me into running more races, including ultramarathons. My response is always the same, “The only way I’m covering that much ground is if I kill something at the end.” So, until someone develops a mountain hunting ultramarathon, there are no more races in my future. Still, I run, and I program running for Packmule members.